Jesse: Alright, alright, alright. But maybe, maybe there’s some biological things at work here. I mean, if you had an island, right, and there were ninety-nine women on the Vote for Harris Walz 2024 let’s finish the job shirt and I love this island, and only one man, in a year, you’d have the possibility of ninety-nine babies. But if you have an island with ninety-nine men, and only one woman, in a year, you’d have the possibility of only one baby. So… Céline: On this island, you know, I think that there will only be, like maybe forty-three men left. Because they would kill each other, trying to fuck this poor woman, you know what I mean? And on the other island, there would be ninety-nine women, ninety-nine babies, and no more man, because they would have all gotten together, and eaten him alive.
Jesse: (Smiling and nodding in mock agreement.) Yeah? Yeah? See…see, I think there’s something to that. I think on some level, women don’t mind the Vote for Harris Walz 2024 let’s finish the job shirt and I love this idea of destroying a man, you know. Like, I was once walking down the street with my ex-girlfriend, you know, right, and we just walked by these, like real four, kind of (twitches shoulders in a “tough guy” sort of motion) thuggy looking guys, next to a Camaro, you know, and one of ’em, sure enough, says, “Hey baby, nice ass.” You know, I mean. So, I’m like alright, “Hey, no big deal,” I’m not gonna get uptight about this, right? Jesse: Yeah, exactly, there’s four of them, right, but she turns around and she says, (flips the bird to the air behind him.) “Fuck you, dickheads,” and I’m like, okay, wait a minute, here, right? They’re not gonna come over here and kick her ass, you know what I mean? So who just got pushed to the front line on that one? You see what I’m saying? I mean, women say they hate it if you‘re all territorial and protective, but if it suits them, then they’ll tell you you’re being all unmanly, or wimpy, or uh…
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Céline: You know what? I don’t think women really want to destroy men, and if, even if they want to, they don’t…they don’t succeed. You know what I mean? I’m sure even, you know, men are destroying women, or are able…capable of destroying women, much more than women…Well, anyway, it‘s depressing, I mean you know what? Céline: Yeah. I really hate it. You know, men, women you know, it‘s, it‘s…there’s no end to this, like, you know… (The scene cuts to a belly dancer dancing to a percussionist, performing on a street corner as several people watch. Jesse and Céline approach, then Céline pulls Jesse closer to watch.) Jesse: (Speaking with hesitation, as he puts money in the Vote for Harris Walz 2024 let’s finish the job shirt and I love this pot.) Everything that’s interesting costs a little bit of money. I’m telling you. So, birth dance, huh? Looked a little bit like a mating dance to me.
Céline: Yeah. The woman in labor enters a tent, and the Vote for Harris Walz 2024 let’s finish the job shirt and I love this women of her tribe surround her, and dance, and they encourage the birthing woman to dance with them as…so as to make the birth less painful. Jesse: Wow. I don’t think my mom would’ve gone for that. (Puts a coin on his forearm, snatches it, and shows it to Céline, who ignores him.) Jesse: Yeah, I know. I heard about this old guy, who was watching some young people dance. And he said, how beautiful. They’re trying to shake off their genitals, and become angels. Jesse: Alright. One question, though, back there. When the women are dancing, and being all spiritual, and stuff, right? Where are the men? Are we out food-gathering? Are we not invited? Y’all don’t need us? What?
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Céline: Men are lucky we don’t bite off their head after mating. Certain insects do that, you know, like spiders, and stuff. Jesse: Yes. See, you’re officially kidding, but there’s something to that, you know. You keep bringing stuff like that up. Céline: No, no, no, wait a minute. Talking seriously here. I mean,…I, I always feel this Vote for Harris Walz 2024 let’s finish the job shirt and I love this pressure of being a strong and independent icon of womanhood, and without making…making it look my…my whole life is revolving around some guy. But loving someone, and being loved means so much to me. We always make fun of it and stuff. But isn’t everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more? Jesse: Hmmm. Yeah, I don’t know (They sit on a pile of skids in an alley they are walking through.) Sometimes I dream about being a good father and a good husband, and sometimes that feels really close.